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An older gentleman driving an old beat up truck gets
into a fender bender with a CEO's Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage,
and decides to bully the old man.
- Hey old geezer, that damage is going to cost 50K to fix!
- Give me the money right away or I'll beat the shit out of you!
The old man apologizes.
- I'm so sorry sir. I don't have that kind of money,
but I tell you what, let me call my son. He might be able to help you out because he trains dolphins.
The old man calls his son and explains the situation
and hands the phone over to the CEO.
The CEO blasts straight away:
-Your father ran into my Ferrari, and if he doesn't give
me the money to fix it, I'm going to beat the shit out of him,
and if you bring your little hippie dolphin ass training
down here, I'll beat the crap out of you as well.
A calm voice on the phone said, I'll be there in ten minutes.
Ten minutes later, two military vehicles pull up.
Six large guys come out and beat the shit out of the CEO.
Son goes to his dad, says, are you okay?
The dad says yeah.
He goes, dad, for the last time, I don't train dolphins... Seals!
I train Navy Seals!
into a fender bender with a CEO's Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage,
and decides to bully the old man.
- Hey old geezer, that damage is going to cost 50K to fix!
- Give me the money right away or I'll beat the shit out of you!
The old man apologizes.
- I'm so sorry sir. I don't have that kind of money,
but I tell you what, let me call my son. He might be able to help you out because he trains dolphins.
The old man calls his son and explains the situation
and hands the phone over to the CEO.
The CEO blasts straight away:
-Your father ran into my Ferrari, and if he doesn't give
me the money to fix it, I'm going to beat the shit out of him,
and if you bring your little hippie dolphin ass training
down here, I'll beat the crap out of you as well.
A calm voice on the phone said, I'll be there in ten minutes.
Ten minutes later, two military vehicles pull up.
Six large guys come out and beat the shit out of the CEO.
Son goes to his dad, says, are you okay?
The dad says yeah.
He goes, dad, for the last time, I don't train dolphins... Seals!
I train Navy Seals!
Drar ner tråden lite med en stillsam betraktelse.
Såg Rick Beatos samtal med bassisten Flea till frukost. Fick ett plötsligt flatskratt när han kommenterar sin gamla bas med
“god it hasn’t been a tree in a long time”
Träffade någonting hos mig i alla fall…
Mvh Findus
Såg Rick Beatos samtal med bassisten Flea till frukost. Fick ett plötsligt flatskratt när han kommenterar sin gamla bas med
“god it hasn’t been a tree in a long time”
Träffade någonting hos mig i alla fall…
Mvh Findus












