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A fresh co-pilot is flying with a seasoned airline captain.
The captain says to the co-pilot, I want to test how well you know the plane. I'm going to go to the lavatory for a number two, says the captain. And when I come back, I want you to tell me whether the aeroplane is lighter after I've relieved myself.
The captain went to do his business, and when he came back, he went to the co-pilot.
So, son, is the aircraft any lighter now?
The co-pilot answers eagerly, wanting to impress the captain. No, sir, our aircraft does not release lavatory waste during the flight. It's securely stored in an onboard septic tank, and when the aeroplane lands, it is flushed by the maintenance crew. Therefore, as a closed system, the weight of the aircraft remains the same before and after you relieve yourself.
The pilot replies, all you think about is shit, son. The aeroplane is lighter now because I've been away for 15 minutes, and we used up to 200 gallons of jet fuel during this time, you idiot.
The captain says to the co-pilot, I want to test how well you know the plane. I'm going to go to the lavatory for a number two, says the captain. And when I come back, I want you to tell me whether the aeroplane is lighter after I've relieved myself.
The captain went to do his business, and when he came back, he went to the co-pilot.
So, son, is the aircraft any lighter now?
The co-pilot answers eagerly, wanting to impress the captain. No, sir, our aircraft does not release lavatory waste during the flight. It's securely stored in an onboard septic tank, and when the aeroplane lands, it is flushed by the maintenance crew. Therefore, as a closed system, the weight of the aircraft remains the same before and after you relieve yourself.
The pilot replies, all you think about is shit, son. The aeroplane is lighter now because I've been away for 15 minutes, and we used up to 200 gallons of jet fuel during this time, you idiot.
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