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Hangin’ about in a Train Station Toilet Naming People’s Penises
a poem by Joe Wilkinson
Hello commuter, on your way to work,
I’m gonna call yours captain bird’s eye
Because it looks like it’s wearing a polo neck and winking at me.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis
Hello train driver, who just nipped in for a piss,
I’m going to call yours Mrs Fernsby, my old geography teacher
Because you’re small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis.
Hello police officer, who’s just been sent to the toilets because they’ve had reports of someone naming people’s penises,
You can’t arrest me for naming strangers’ Johnsons.
Oh, you can, I didn’t know that.
Oh great, now I’m electronically tagged again
a poem by Joe Wilkinson
Hello commuter, on your way to work,
I’m gonna call yours captain bird’s eye
Because it looks like it’s wearing a polo neck and winking at me.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis
Hello train driver, who just nipped in for a piss,
I’m going to call yours Mrs Fernsby, my old geography teacher
Because you’re small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis.
Hello police officer, who’s just been sent to the toilets because they’ve had reports of someone naming people’s penises,
You can’t arrest me for naming strangers’ Johnsons.
Oh, you can, I didn’t know that.
Oh great, now I’m electronically tagged again
