Grundstött
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Tja, det finns ju djur som kallas för öknens skepp så...hordak skrev:
Om det inte handlar om vissa statligt skötta grusvägar i tjällossningstiden....... vägarna liknar ju mest gyttjiga kanaler så då kan man väg säga "shipment"
En berömd dialog från spetsplogarnas och trägärdsgårdarnas tid.
Vägmästaren: De täta gärdsgårdarna längs vägen måste avlägsnas. De samlar drivsnö och hindrar plogningen
Bonden: Tager ja bort dem så rinder jo all jutjon ut på oåkran. (översatt Om jag tar bort dem så rinner ju all gyttjan ut på åkrarna)
En berömd dialog från spetsplogarnas och trägärdsgårdarnas tid.
Vägmästaren: De täta gärdsgårdarna längs vägen måste avlägsnas. De samlar drivsnö och hindrar plogningen
Bonden: Tager ja bort dem så rinder jo all jutjon ut på oåkran. (översatt Om jag tar bort dem så rinner ju all gyttjan ut på åkrarna)
Självbyggare
· Stuga i Dalsland
· 358 inlägg
Det ska böjas i tid.... 
Grundstött
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Bilden kanske är från Zoomalia dåTeroM skrev:
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'
Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..
A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
"Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Ed.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid yet another egg - his joy was overwhelming.. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.......
"Ed, wake up! You just shit in the bed!"
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'
Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..
A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
"Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Ed.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid yet another egg - his joy was overwhelming.. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.......
"Ed, wake up! You just shit in the bed!"
En trädgårdsmaskin jag köpte för några år sen hade den här säkerhetsföreskriften (punkt 2), vilken försatte mig i visst bryderi.
Lågvattenmärke när det gäller humor. Har raderat. Håll er till humor som båda könen gillar. / moderator
