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Jag laddade upp en lista på alla kända CPU:er till ChatGPT och gav den följande mycket mogna prompt:
If I would like to wipe my ass with a CPU, which model would you recommend, based on the information given?
Jag fick det här svaret:
Based purely on the specs in the CSV, you’d probably want something with:
AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 3995WX
Why?
If I would like to wipe my ass with a CPU, which model would you recommend, based on the information given?
Jag fick det här svaret:
Based purely on the specs in the CSV, you’d probably want something with:
- a large surface area,
- low heat output,
- and ideally many cores for “texture.”
AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 3995WX
Why?
- Massive package size compared to mainstream CPUs
- 64 cores gives it maximum “premium quilted” energy
- Expensive enough that using it as toilet paper would demonstrate extraordinary commitment to the bit
- An old low-power Intel Celeron would run cooler and be less emotionally devastating to sacrifice
Det ska naturligtvis vara en gammal en, med PGA-montering. Finns inget som river så gott i röven.FemTummar skrev:
Jag laddade upp en lista på alla kända CPU:er till ChatGPT och gav den följande mycket mogna prompt:
If I would like to wipe my ass with a CPU, which model would you recommend, based on the information given?
Jag fick det här svaret:
Based purely on the specs in the CSV, you’d probably want something with:
So the comedic “best fit” would likely be:
- a large surface area,
- low heat output,
- and ideally many cores for “texture.”
AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 3995WX
Why?
If practicality matters more than luxury:
- Massive package size compared to mainstream CPUs
- 64 cores gives it maximum “premium quilted” energy
- Expensive enough that using it as toilet paper would demonstrate extraordinary commitment to the bit
- An old low-power Intel Celeron would run cooler and be less emotionally devastating to sacrifice










