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  1. tompas11
    Medlem Nivå 8
    Two young women are strolling down the sidewalk chatting when one glances across the street and says "Hey, isn't that your boyfriend leaving the flower shop? And look what a beautiful bouquet he's carrying."

    "Oh great" replied the other. "That just means I'll be spending the rest of the week flat on my back with my legs in the air."

    Looking a bit puzzled, the first one blurts-out "Couldn't you just get a vase or something?"
     
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  2. tompas11
    Medlem Nivå 8
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello.

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, 'Do you know me?'

    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

    'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
     
  3. prototypen
    Medlem · Nivå 20
    Det är inflation att fredagsfräckisarna kommer redan på torsdag........

    Protte
     
  4. 13th Marine
    Renoverare · Nivå 18
    Nja, nog tycker jag att tompas är på rätt sida tolvslaget ;)
     
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  5. tommib
    Självbyggare · Nivå 22
    Semestertider... Det är fredag varje dag :)
     
  6. E
    Trädgårdsfixare Nivå 15
    Är det kanderade sniglar jag ser? :thinking:
     
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  7. TeroM
    Renoverare · Nivå 20
  8. Larsa
    Medlem · Nivå 13
  9. Tokslut
    Medlem Nivå 11
  10. Snigla
    Allvetare Nivå 24
  11. SC Aero
    Verktygstokig · Nivå 8
  12. Tokslut
    Medlem Nivå 11
  13. M
    Medlem · Nivå 8
    Jag gillar humorn att man ser Global Warming som ett lokalt problem i Norrland :crysmile:(y)
     
  14. Tokslut
    Medlem Nivå 11
  15. E
    Trädgårdsfixare Nivå 15
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