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  1. tompas11
    Medlem Nivå 8
    A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

    Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes it is."

    Boy- "I have a baseball."

    Man- "That's nice."

    Boy- "Want to buy it?"

    Man- "No, thanks."

    Boy- "My dad's outside."

    Man- "OK, how much?"

    Boy- "$250."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

    Boy- "Dark in here."

    Man- "Yes, it is."

    Boy- "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy- "$750."

    Man- "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

    The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    The son says "$1,000."

    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

    That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

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    The boy says, "Dark in here."

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    The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
     
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  2. Snigla
    Allvetare Nivå 23
  3. useless
    Självbyggare · Nivå 22
  4. Utsättaren
    Medlem Nivå 3
  5. ricebridge
    Husägare · Nivå 13
  6. ricebridge
    Husägare · Nivå 13
  7. ricebridge
    Husägare · Nivå 13
  8. ricebridge
    Husägare · Nivå 13
  9. useless
    Självbyggare · Nivå 22
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  10. B
    Allvetare · Nivå 14
    OK, nu väntar vi bara på ”bordslampa”...
     
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  11. nimhed
    Medlem · Nivå 11
    Hmm, bords-lampa vet jag vad det är, men det andra har jag nog aldrig hört talas om :rofl:. Något du plockat upp från GoT?
     
  12. useless
    Självbyggare · Nivå 22
  13. Alfredo
    Besserwisser · Nivå 17
    Tycker du förvarar din leksak på en märklig plats. :p
     
  14. fremax
    Husägare · Nivå 14
  15. DrKnowLittle
    Medlem Nivå 2

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