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Killar med sprätt i gillar Mazetti.
Mmm… Marabou.
Marabou — smaken man aldrig glömmer.
Pepsi — Max Your Life
XL Cola — Extra Large Taste
Nike — Just Do It
Lotto — Du har ju hela helgen på dig
Pampers — När Johan inte är torr blir han lessen och kinkig
OLW — Var e brudarna?

…och den bästa:
Ahlgrens Bilar — Det finns bara ett sätt att stoppa dem — i munnen!

 

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1. Simply clever
2. Probably the best in the world
3. Impossible is nothing
4. Discover your smile
5. You’re not you when you’re hungry
6. Priset är skillnaden
7. Das Auto
8. Ärlighet, vaksamhet, hjälpsamhet
9. Jag har antiinflammatoriska egenskaper.
10. Smaken du aldrig glömmer
11. We are family
12. Think different
13. Känslan sitter kvar länge
14. Tag det rätta, tag cloetta
15. Gott, gottigott gott
16. För god för att kolsyras
17. Red Bull gives you wings
18. Have a break. Have a KitKat.
19. Eat fresh (Subway)
20. Hälsa för halsen
21. Försvinnande god Zingo
22. I'm Lovin' It.
    
23. Burger King: Have It Your Way.
    
24. Lay's: Betcha Can't Eat Just One.
25. L'Oreal: Because You're Worth It. ...
26. Samsung: “Do what you can’t.”
27. Allstate: “You’re in good hands.”
28. Uber: “Move the way you want.”
29. Gatorade: “Is it in you?”
30. Compass: “Let us guide you home.”
31. Dunkin Donuts: “America runs on dunkin.”
32. Wheaties: “Breakfast of champions.”
33. Taco Bell: “Think outside the bun.”
34. Tag Heuer: “Don’t crack under pressure.”
35. Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum: “Double your pleasure, double your fun.”
36. American Express: “Don’t live life without it.”
    

 

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

 

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

 

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.

 

What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.

 

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.

 

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

 

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.