Two young women are strolling down the sidewalk chatting when one glances across the street and says "Hey, isn't that your boyfriend leaving the flower shop? And look what a beautiful bouquet he's carrying."
"Oh great" replied the other. "That just means I'll be spending the rest of the week flat on my back with my legs in the air."
Looking a bit puzzled, the first one blurts-out "Couldn't you just get a vase or something?"
"Oh great" replied the other. "That just means I'll be spending the rest of the week flat on my back with my legs in the air."
Looking a bit puzzled, the first one blurts-out "Couldn't you just get a vase or something?"
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Medlem
· Västerbottens län
· 17 800 inlägg
Det är inflation att fredagsfräckisarna kommer redan på torsdag........
Protte
Protte
Kan själv!
· Trelleborg
· 14 136 inlägg
Nja, nog tycker jag att tompas är på rätt sida tolvslaget 
Semestertider... Det är fredag varje dag
Jag gillar humorn att man ser Global Warming som ett lokalt problem i NorrlandTokslut skrev:
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